husband

a woman man she married forever. a woman groom.

i love my husband so much in every way , because he makes my life better in every area of my life, and every way of my life.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.

I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.

by wordporn666 January 27, 2022

Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

Husband Hole

A mans asshole that is able to accommodate a large penis on a regular basis while still maintaining tightness.

I went on a few dates with this guy and he has such a husband hole. He took it no problem and it didn't feel used at all.

by queuethequeue December 25, 2023

mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

Husband in law

Ex husband of your wife

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids

by 459395 March 28, 2023

belles husband

a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off

person 1: whos belles husband
person 2: hes just perfect

by willieluver July 25, 2022