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Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021
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Hung like a French man

A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 27, 2021
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Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.
Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.
by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011
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A phrase meaning "It's nothing to worry about" from the Beatles song Strawberry Fields Forever
John: Nooo I got a 93 on that last test which drops my average to a 96!

Tim: John, it's nothing to get hung about when you consider you still have the highest average in the class.
by jack butler505 June 7, 2011
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Hung like a French man

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this guy , he was a real dream, hung like a French man.
by Meretrix-Maximus September 26, 2021
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hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.
If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H May 4, 2005
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hung like a pony

Having a small or irregular penis which turns off most women.
Reneil is hung like a pony. With his penis the women that he has intercourse with moans ur so small reneil ur so small and also ur hung like a pony.
by PWNERMIKE September 16, 2007
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