hump of the hippo

when two fat hermaphrodites have sexual relations, which resembles the "hump of the hippo"

"Man, did you see Carie last night at that party? She was totally doing the "hump of the hippo" with that fat chick from band camp?!

by yourmom,bitch June 16, 2009

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Humayl

An amazing child that has black hair and a beautiful face structure. He gets many females and is also very smart. Has friends who are inferior to him.

Who got full marks in the test
That would be Humayl

by Sexy baca 69 November 27, 2021

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Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.

n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping

OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!

by KaeMERae February 7, 2009

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Metrosexual Thread Humper is taken from JR Ward's "Black Dagger Brotherhood" series of books. It refers to a man, who without actually being gay, has the expensive taste for high-end clothing most often associated with gay men.

man #1 - "Look at these awesome deals on sweaters at Gucci and Versace. I'm wearing the Louis Vuitton socks and underwear I bought after my mani/pedi."

man # 2- "dude, you are such a metrosexual thread humper."

by jasvond December 28, 2011

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hiney-humper

one who takes pleasure in the act of anal sex.
one who enjoys taking anal ravagings.

in other words...a gay man

bob had sexx0r wit joe. He r teh hiney-humper.

by jenou April 19, 2007

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humpytoy

Humpytoy is the trademark brand name of the original sex toy for dogs.

To help relieve some tension, the entire office pitched in and bought their dateless boss a Humpytoy for Valentines Day.

by Lorin B October 30, 2007

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hump

hump for a man or woman to sit on his/her back and move up and down, hard and fast

Girl: If I sit down here will you hump me?
Boy: Yeah!
The girl lays on the table on the guy gets on top of her and stabs his penis into the girl's vagina and her moves up and down on her hard and fast. "OOH! AAH!" She moans, "Faster! Faster!"

by Someone that knows April 11, 2006

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