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Horsed lit

feeling off, odd, or out of body; can be very happy or very sad
Lowkey Im feeling mad horsed lit right now.
by MoistContribution February 1, 2022
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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.
That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!
by NerpNRP February 6, 2022
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Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast
"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"
by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019
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horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's
by eep.. May 13, 2005
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horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.
"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."
by irakli April 19, 2004
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Horse Cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006
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