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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
mugGet the Titty Horsemug.

space horse

supposedly very fast but not as fast as speedy pete internet directory
"What's faster Speedy Pete's or Google."
"Well , Speedy Pete can find a website faster than a space horse."
"Thats pretty fast"
by speedy pete July 25, 2017
mugGet the space horsemug.

Horse’s Necktie

A substitute for calling someone a horse’s ass. From Ray Pandora of Portland, Maine as a way around swearing in front of his kids.
That SOB in the Coupe de Ville just cut me off; what a horse’s necktie!
by NerpNRP February 6, 2022
mugGet the Horse’s Necktiemug.

Health Horse

A method of living a healthy lifestyle including eating well and exercising. Most suitable when one has not been practicing healthy living previously.
"I am out of shape and my blood pressure is getting high. It's time to get my life back on course. It's time to ride the Health Horse.
by SW K October 8, 2008
mugGet the Health Horsemug.

horse feathers

Makes no sence.
originated in the 1920-30's
by eep.. May 13, 2005
mugGet the horse feathersmug.

horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.
"Irakli has a horse dick, all girls want some."
by irakli April 19, 2004
mugGet the horse dickmug.

Horse Cock

by hooorse September 3, 2006
mugGet the Horse Cockmug.

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