Masonic home

Masonic home is a group of legends who usually play soccer

Do you play for the Masonic home booters

by 989mb June 12, 2016

home kiosk

A personal computer for people who are not interested in hobbyist computing; such users want to write e-mail, browse the Internet, and make light use of office applications, but they do not want to learn details about the computer or spend time maintaining it.

Grandfather doesn't want a fancy computer and doesn't want anything complicated. He only wants a home kiosk that he can use to send e-mail to the family and check news and weather on the Web.

by Okram Civokraz January 17, 2008

Home stallone

When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.

Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides

by SnorterOfSocrates December 9, 2019

Home Access

1. A online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. This site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. Your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. Almost every single time.

2. The devil

"Dude, did you check home access?" "Yeah, I failed that quiz."

by hoppersnoel December 20, 2012

track home

The one look achieved when you've reached the height of plastic surgery. Duck lips, Botox, and silicon everything.

When I watch reality Tv, it's hard to tell these Track Homes apart.

by David Hern December 12, 2017

mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.

Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?

by eme jota ce October 16, 2009

phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals

Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.

by bro_07 September 26, 2018