Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 05, 2024
a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck
by blaghblagh4 February 20, 2015
funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the
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by jtlrst June 28, 2020
The stratigic placement of a musical instrument in your girls mouth, whilst plowing her from the back.
When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
When she's screaming like a boar, gently place the Harmonica in her mouth to complete the Hillbilly Harmonica.
What did you do last night mate.
" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"
Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.
She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
" well we had good night until I have her the Hillbilly Harmonica"
Its where you put a Harmonica in your partners mouth while she's being plugged from the back.
She's want pleases but it definitely made a fucking symphony.
by porkchopp69 November 09, 2020
When a man has a lip of tobacco in his mouth while part taking on sexual activities. The man then spits his dip spit into the partners asshole then licking it back up while giving a rimjob.
"Hey Dave how was sex last night!"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
"It was great! I was with my girl and I tried a hillbilly slurpee"
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