Hillbilly Abortion

(Verb)

To take a metal cloth hanger and fashion it into a hook, then proceeding to put it up there and shove the little fucker out.

"Hey Jane I thought you got pregnant?"

"Nope, I got a Hillbilly Abortion

by BungoScrogis11 December 13, 2021

Hillbilly Mafia

The clique in a hillbilly condo who rule by intimidation, ridicule and idiocy.

Once they get on the HOA board, watch out!

They make the rules and decency be damned.

This condo is run by the Hillbilly Mafia. You can tell by the cross in the common grounds, the plastic flowers in outdoor planters and the painted coquina rocks.

by SeaCrone December 5, 2025

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Hillbilly Defrost

Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.

I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.

by Mufflertapper December 8, 2021

fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.

The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.

by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016

hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.

“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”

by Ignominy January 30, 2023

Hillbilly shit

Leaving the front door of your house wide open all day everyday.

My neighbors are always on some hillbilly shit with their windows and doors wide open all the time.

by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021