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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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HILLBILLY TRUST FUND

A man with a job who a single mother shacks up with to provide for her children and family.
Hey Leonard, quit your job! I just met a hillbilly trust fund!
by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025
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Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench
Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster
by TY the OG September 17, 2021
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Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.
Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”
by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024
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urban hillbilly

There usually young men from mid teens to early 20s who are usually loners who don't like to associate with any particular social trend or norm. They usually live in small rural towns where they don't really fit in. They are the type that wears leather jackets in the spring and uses exes gel in his hair and when he grows up hopes to move out of his small town to a big city
"Man that boy over there kinda of a loner in this small town what a urban hillbilly"
by otto36 June 21, 2015
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Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in
I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face
by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021
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hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”
bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”
by cj2k24 April 19, 2024
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