space herpes

Space herpes, or commonly known as "the Borg", spreads fast, assimilates, and resistance is futile.

First officer: Did you bang that Borg whore?
Captain: I'm Locutus of Borg... resistance is futile.
First officer: He has the space herpes!

by Zed-Word Joseph October 22, 2011

herpes slurpy

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD

Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.

by studoo February 22, 2010

Herpes Roulette

The dangerous game you play when you hookup with someone that you know has herpes.

Chris: How was your night?
Dave: Good, I hooked up with that slutty girl Amanda.
Chris: Niiiiiice...but you know she has the herp..
Dave: Yeah I got to stop playing herpes roulette.

by jeerwood February 28, 2011

Horses

The best ting on erth I wish I cold mate with won

OMG is that a bonch of horses I love horses 😍

by -_____-..____..-_ February 17, 2020

Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

by waytogo September 22, 2009

Texas Horseshoe

When the dominant partner during intercourse finishes the act of love by making a horseshoe shape with their feces on the submissive partner chest across the neck.

Dude gave her a Texas horseshoe.

If you're in the poo, the Texas Horseshoe is for you.

Although I can't prove it, Hank is into the ole' Texas Horseshoe.

by Texas Horseshoe May 25, 2010

Skittle Herpes

When a girl has herpes and makes a guy eat skittles out of her vag. He then eats a herpes cluster along with the skittle not realizing it. The girl's herpes is so bad it's in skittle sized clumps.

"Dude, don't even think about it. She has skittle herpes."

by Mustache McGee January 4, 2012