oral handshake

1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...

1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...

Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...

by Blake Child June 20, 2016

Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021

Drunken Handshake

Performing a handjob while intoxicated.

I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.

by drc1986 August 15, 2012

Genuine Handshake

It's in a brief description a BJ.

Hey, you want a genuine handshake mate?

by Lewrh August 30, 2012

Siberian handshake

Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.

Dude, I gave this chick I hooked up with a Siberian handshake. She won't reply to my texts now.

by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013

British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023

arkansas handshake

An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.

Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!

by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022