grit stew

When a "grit" ejaculates on his woman's chest and then spits his chew into his puddle of semen and then stirs it up with his dick

Crystal ima make some grit stew tonight!

by Jingletits December 25, 2014

tossing grits

That thing of when you shave your body hair off once per year and sell it.

I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.

I toss my grits to put my kids through college.

The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.

by grit money August 2, 2011

hit the gritty

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.

After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.

by WelpToo October 26, 2022

Gription

The act of griping.

My wife couldn't take the beer out of my hands because my gription was too tight!

by 63002800 March 30, 2010

Gription

A killer rock band, out of Boulder, Colorado, known for hardcore guitar-riffs, high-energy shows, muscular vocals and rippin' bass and drum lines.

Made up of members Vince, TommyP, Nate and Sully.

"We went to the Gription show this weekend. I thought the guitar solos were going to melt my face."

by GriptionArmy May 14, 2009

True grit

The scruffy stuble on a freshly shaved nut sack.

"Im LaBeef, you wanna see my true grit?"

"My true grit itches, my rooster cockburn must be acting up"

"She wants LaBeef, hes got the true grit"

The following demonstrates true grit:
"LUCKY NED!" (fires pistol into empty mine).

by Neutral Bridges January 23, 2011

Adolf Gritler

The bastard child of adolf hilter, and josh detamore; conceived via a grundle, gooch, or bonch.

Adolf Gritler put me in his gorrilla salad of a concentration camp.

by sleeping.in November 12, 2004