gluteal glaucoma

A bullshit excuse for not coming in to work. or to cancel plans. "Gluteal" literally means ass, and although "glaucoma" is technically an eye disease, another definition of the word can also be: "a poor excuse". So this phrase basically translates to "my ass ain't coming to work and I don't have a good excuse".

John: "hey boss, I'm not coming to work today".

Boss: "wtf John? Why not?"

John: "I have Gluteal Glaucoma".

by dillonstrider413 March 11, 2024

Gluteus Crackimus

(Also known as the butt crack) The region of which the art of the deadly fart emerges and you release the snack of the deadly crack.

Where did that smell come from? “My gluteus crackimus”.

by L.R.G March 30, 2024

gluteting

Clenching or tightening your ass checks to make them more defined similar to the act of mewing.

Yesterday I was amazed by how much gluteting I’ve done recently.

by Michael Davis and Thomas Meyer April 19, 2024

Glutnering

It’s when you bust it down digger duke style on two big 65 year old ladies with gluten in her vagina, 1 dick 2 how’s, cock blockbuster on thy hoes, dead bodies only.

he’s glutnering my mom and my grandma. Let me join too.

by anonymous May 24, 2024

Glushing

When a group of men (usually 5+) shit in the same toilet, one on top of the other. Particularly between friends (not sexual)

Hey Brad wanna come over and do some glushing with the boys, we only need one more!

by Mr. Murdoc June 4, 2024

glutmother

The nickname Lucy Bedroque (lostrushi) was give by someone/themselves.

"I'm the Glutmother, I need a XL"

by pqaza June 22, 2024

Glutt

Someone who is gluttonous.

I don't eat around Anthony because he's a total glutt.

by flaugev2 December 20, 2024