glizzy sucker

a whore who's only goal in life is to suck off every man in the universe.

there she goes again, sucking off every person, that glizzy sucker.
you're such a glizzy sucker!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Glizzy and a dizzy

When you go to Costco, you can spend $2.50 on a Glizzy and a dizzy, which is when you buy a $1.50 hot dog and then drink $1 of Kirkland gasoline out of a cup.

The bars are so expensive nowadays... Glizzy and a dizzy?

by Majora bite March 20, 2026

Glizzy glide

Pickle flavored sex lube

Erika loves the glizzy glide

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

Glizzy Gobbler

When you tell your friend your a glizzy gobbler it means your telling them you're being rude in a nicer way.

You're such a glizzy gobbler (friend's name).

by The Fizz Fazzeler July 20, 2025

papa smurfs glizzy

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

fruit glizzy

A banana

Man Mike really likes his fruit glizzy

by Diesel39 July 2, 2022

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022