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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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Gaster...?
by ultimate368 October 15, 2022
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Gasterflabberd

When you get flabbergasted so hard it combats itself
Huh would you look at tha_ DAMN BRO YOU JUST GASTERFLABBERD ME
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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gastrache

a condition of excessive accumulation of fat or grease on the skin and typically resulting from a fat condition called garteritis.
"a diet high in processed foods has been associated with a reduction in gastrache"
by nickiminaj204 February 22, 2023
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Gaston county Tea Cup

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.
Hey bro- you down for a Gaston county tea cup party?
by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023
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GASTER

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gastinger

(1) a gastinger is a person who gast's
(2) a name
(p1) BOO!
(p2) AHH... oh its just you. your acting like a gastinger

(p1) oh sorry
by okokiknow April 11, 2023
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