Balloon-gate

Scandal in the making, especially one with national security implications, coming down the pipe at you at full speed.

If America doesn't react appropriately to the Chinese spy balloon hovering over the us in late Jan-early Feb 2023, this may indeed turn into balloon-gate

by Sexydimma February 04, 2023

nose-gating

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"

by marlinemcdagger February 05, 2010

Gate Experience

When a man inserts his penis on another man's ass and says "gate" and desert 4, forest 3, tundra a7 as a way of saying "faster"

Hey did you see Andy doing the Gate Experience on Kyle? Man must have been rough.

by Dee's Nats September 29, 2021

gate licker

Someone (especially those with overhanging buck-teeth) who cannot resist the urge to fall over into a metal-sheet gate, leaving a dent, damaging the innocent gate/fence.

I just saw gate licker this morning, I’ve warned people to keep an eye on their fences.

by Dansk35 August 30, 2023

Bill Gates

Former twink, current GILF

I want to peg 1970s Bill Gates, I need to fuck his sweet nerd ass and hear those cute little twink whimpers

by microsoftdickrider February 15, 2023

Gape Gate

Also the butthole or soulhole. In order to reach the illusive soul one travels best through the bootyhole. A rookie just climbs in there not even clipping their nails first like a Neanderthal. But an expert soulcubus takes their time stretching the gate to its maximum potential allowing a wrist and for the lucky ones a forearm to reach all the way up and tickle that bitch.

“Hand me the gape gate speculum so we can retrieve this soul” said every mortician

by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022

pussy gating

the lesbian version of a cock block.

“damn claudia has really been pussy gating me this weekend.”

by haivyla May 30, 2021