Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

Garage Boys

Bunch of hoodlums and wanna be drug dealers hanging out in a dwelling for a long period of time at all hours of the day.

Hey man wanna be a Garage Boys with me?

by Hiphoppononamus June 6, 2017

Vaginal garage

A parking that a hole lot of dicks visited a women’s vagina and left a surprise

Do you got condom no just put it in my vaginal Garage

by Hehshshshshs October 26, 2020

Garageitis

Commonly Known as the Inability to either operate or manually open your garage door

This is also a form of lil willy syndrome

Sorry lads can’t make it got Garageitis!

by Maximus Oralius July 25, 2022

garage sale

a sale at some1's garage selling old junk for only a penny each

I went to a garage sale yesterday and got a beat up bike for only a penny!

by Jenerator August 30, 2003

“Garage sale at 1223”

Swinger party, orgy

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.

by anonymous March 13, 2023

garage alley

Female version of the prison wallet

Laura and Traci were on a burn cruise one night when they got pulled over. Traci says to Laura, "here put this in your garage alley so we don't get a possession charge".

by RoWags November 21, 2025