Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ

What comes out of your mouth after viewing an act so unbelievable that only one phrase of awe will do.

Sarah: Hey look! It's a tranny felching a midget!
Michael: Jesus Fist-Fucking Christ!

by thinknic November 1, 2008

my fucking life

The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else

This is my fucking life

by Dumbass MHA fan 69 March 11, 2021

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick

Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.

Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!

by scalz July 10, 2006

fucking

the most versatile of versatile words in the English language. Can be incorporated into about any sentence at least once

Can you get some fucking milk from the fucking store, you fucking bitch?

This is the nastiest fucking pizza I've ever fucking eaten.

This fucking homework can go suck a fucking cock.

Do I need to say any fucking more?

by Annored April 9, 2015

fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.

My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night.

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

fucking around

something one does in his/her notice period after resigning from current job, basically nothing.

He's in notice period, so he's just fucking around.. we should release him as soon as possible.

by onlinejerk February 19, 2015

Fucking Ada

"Fucking Ada" a cockney expression used when in disbelief or as a substitute to something like "ahh shit"

*drops something* "ah fucking ada" "Yeah he's in hospital" "fucking ada

by hell0umi February 20, 2019