A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.
by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020
Get the Real Bikemug. This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
Get the hook and realmug. A classy girl who dresses up like a THOT from time to time to show her sexiness but isn't really a THOT.
by thotastic September 29, 2015
Get the thot realnessmug. by urmom456 March 12, 2013
Get the David Realemug. My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
Get the real dreamsmug. A real nigga is someone who puts others before himself and has people’s back when they need it, always their for someone and keeps to himself a lot, and usually a popular loner
by Popular loner Kj November 26, 2019
Get the Real niggamug. by India Terrell March 6, 2008
Get the My realmug.