for myself

a shameless statement made by youtube commenters following the horniest possible timestamp known to man. usually in music related comment sections.

commenter: 2:35, for myself!
commenter 2: bro that’s just the singer moaning

by stinkyfart69 June 19, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Aishu myself out

(Verb) to remove oneself from an awkward situation by using a silly gif/sticker in online conversations
(Aishu refers to one of the most common names in India, and is used as a general term to name silly girls. It is usually the first kid to get into trouble in every school because alphabetically their name comes first; it's similar to how Chad, Karen etc is commonly used in the west)

Everytime a friend gave me a compliment, instead of saying thanks like a normal person, I would Aishu myself out of the situation

by Velvet_falcon August 28, 2025

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

I Gave Myself Fellatio

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025