i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 05, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 01, 2025

Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 09, 2022

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Mine Feels The Most Right Because If I Hit You, I Will Myself That It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

beat myself

The client didn't not explain what she meant, but wanted me to figure it out.

The patient stated she like to 'beat herself'; I beat myself sometimes.

by Ovidsingh July 31, 2023