Hugo Keep

Princess Incest from Tasmania.
This sick fuck decided to have intercourse with his Mum, sister, Dad, and dead cat Cleo.
he's still hot tho

Friend 1: YOOO YOU HEAR JAMES DID A HUGO KEEP???
Friend 2: that's hot asf

by ellcastillleng May 30, 2023

Crypt Keeping

The act of inhaling human ashes through the anus.

After her ex-boyfriends funeral she broke into his parents house for some crypt keeping.

by MechaG May 9, 2019

Keep 6

Used in Toronto slang to tell someone to be in the look out.

Ali: Yo Guled. Me and Khalid over here smoking trees Keep 6 so the supervisor don’t spot us

Guled: Aight. Say less.

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.

Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

keep it dolo

keep it straight with me, keep this between us.

another form of secret.

yo bro i need to tell you something but keep it dolo aight?

by justindan115 January 22, 2021

Keep it Frigid

To keep it frigid is to stay awsome, keep it the way it is. Many would say that frigid is to just stay frosty or leave the situation the way it is. If one came to u and said why do we fall... All u say is to learn from your mistake of falling and get back up. its the only way to stay frigid. Known from the legendary frosty the snow man. frigid was used on Rudolph the red nose raindeer so that he could guide Saint Nicks slay at night. Well The legends are true just stay frigid and u can help guide someone too

keep it frigid being defined is awsome

by Matthewshinder June 3, 2016