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I forgot to make myself my food delivery

When a person forgot someone's food.
What, My truck, I forgot to make myself my food delivery.
by Debskelly1985 June 24, 2023
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Clean myself up

For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Occupying myself

Occupying myself means to sexually satisfy one self, without a partner.
by Djdjdjdjdjdndndj November 19, 2016
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sex with myself

It means to FUCKING LISTEN IN CLASS WHILE YOUR DOING PORN
I had sex with myself
by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023
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Myself

Wants to be in urban dictionary to wow friends.
P1: Stop being a Myself.

P2: Wha-
by bamboo73748861 February 2, 2022
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