hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009

Crotch Flower

Slang for a Vagina.

Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!

by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010

patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

country flower

The smell of a woman's clean vagina

She just cleaned her pussy so it smelled like a country flower

by TheREAL_BS December 27, 2013

Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.

"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot

by shangschlong June 9, 2015

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

Cock Flopper

When a women is extremely easy and you could "flop cock on the table" and turn it into a fun night.

I was at the bar yesterday when a cock flopper came out of nowhere. That night was crazy

by Virginityburgler69 November 26, 2017