Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018

Fecal Fucking

PayMoneyWubby coined the phrase. Another term for anal intercourse.
Use it well.

That girl threw it back and we had some great fecal fucking.

by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021

fecal fingered

When one of your co-workers at your firm takes the communal Boston Globe newspaper from the firm's library with him to the mens room, then proceeds to take a massive, stench-ridden, vomit-inducing dump, and exits the stall with the Globe under his arm and fails to wash his poo-ridden hands.

Dude, do not touch the Globe in the library today. Sid fecal fingered it. He read it while shitting and then never washed his hands after wiping his massive ass.

by Ballz Dee February 5, 2009

fecaller

Person who Calls other people while in the restroom producing fecal matter.

Tj is such a fecaller. He only calls me when he is taking a shit

by DispatchHell November 10, 2018

Fecal Float

When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.

I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.

by Donny L. Butts May 23, 2008

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015