kak fountain

A penis, specifically when it shoots large amounts of semen in a single or biforcated pattern.

I saw Ashley the other day and she was ovulating so I let her lick my kak fountain.

by Jacob King May 5, 2007

fountain soda

Watered down soda dispensed from self-serve machines found in fast food restaurants. Tastes crappy.

Ugh, this soda tastes gross. Are you sure this isn't fountain soda?

by Tisteca March 4, 2007

Fount

Ghetto way to say the word "found". Similar to "kilt" (killed) and smelt (smelled), and quite a few other words that are often said by hoodies in the Corkseyvania area.

Here's your keys you been looking for. Pookie said he fount them under his bed.

by THEbx41 October 30, 2012

Dirty Fountain

when a guy shoots a load in a girl's asshole and the cum drips out brown.

Dirty fountains, fridge packs, bad weed and daddy's lil disappointment. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me! The Mule has spoken.

by That's it! December 9, 2008

The Fountain

An action as to stand a girl on her head with legs open. A funnel is then inserted into the anus with the intention of two guys urinate into the funnel.

Shit Andrew you'll never guess what I did, I performed the fountain on that bitch yesterday!

by Dr. Assplow April 3, 2009

broke back fountain

The act of becoming very close to someone, usually of the same gender, while they are bent over a fountain.

"Dude, back up, this ain't broke back fountain!"

by 3031204 June 26, 2008

fountain

Verb.

To Be A Fountain.

Used in context, it is commonly found in the one phrase that will redeem you whilst puking or vomiting after a heavy night of drinking.

"I'm a fountain" (Preceded by or interrupted by puking.)

by The Pelicans December 29, 2007