A Farm Face is a Portsmouth slang word used to describe somebody from one of the several Middle Class suburban Farming Villages near, but NOT IN the City of Portsmouth. A Farm Face usually lives in a Posh Farming village such as Purbrook, Horndean and Hambledon.
"Did you see that straw-chewing Country Farm Face in here earlier? I bet he drinks in The Woodman with all the other middle class country bumpkins"
by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021
Get the Farm Facemug. by another guy named steve June 23, 2012
Get the mushroom farmmug. by Girlyoulike June 10, 2017
Get the sac farmmug. 1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.
2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."
2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."
2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 1, 2014
Get the Sludge Farmmug. 1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.
2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.
2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.
Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.
No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.
No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.
by Sean McClydesdale February 25, 2013
Get the lawsuit farmingmug. When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)
Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!
by Lucolas May 19, 2016
Get the dick farmingmug. by HOTCORN November 17, 2011
Get the Sankow Farmsmug.