Probably the best and funniest shit ever committed on film by humanity since the dawn of history. Due to August 8, 08.
Dude #1: I can't wait to see Pineapple Express, dude
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.
Dude #2: Why? Seth and Judd are nothing but pothead stoners with bad toilet humor!
Dude #1: *stab*.
by Dude of Life July 4, 2008
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A browser which people who don't know better, or are too stubborn to realise that the Internet Explorer rendering engine 'Trident' renders +80% of sites incorrectly due to very poor standards compliance, and are scared to admit defeat, or believe Microsoft is actually good at producing closed source applications, which no-one can see the source to.
Comes as part of Microsoft's flagship opersting system Windows and by default is extremely unsecure, and will allow any unsusuecting user to download dialers and many other system integrity threatening applications.
IE is the reason why I can charge companies more for developing websites so they work with IE as well as with FireFox, Opera, Mozilla, Konqueror and even the text based 'lynx' browser.
During benchmark testing, Internet Explorer takes longer to start on an AMD processor running at 1400Mhz, than popular open-source alternative FireFox, which has been optimized for use on systems running an AMD processor.
Comes as part of Microsoft's flagship opersting system Windows and by default is extremely unsecure, and will allow any unsusuecting user to download dialers and many other system integrity threatening applications.
IE is the reason why I can charge companies more for developing websites so they work with IE as well as with FireFox, Opera, Mozilla, Konqueror and even the text based 'lynx' browser.
During benchmark testing, Internet Explorer takes longer to start on an AMD processor running at 1400Mhz, than popular open-source alternative FireFox, which has been optimized for use on systems running an AMD processor.
"I'm sorry, but Internet Explorer support will cost at least 50 pound extra, since I have to format all my code specially for it."
"Internet Explorer is bad because it uses a lot of proprietary HTML tags that only work in Internet Explorer in an attempt to make sites developed for Internet Explorer, not work with any other browser."
"Damn Internet Explorer and it's damned WMF exploit!"
"Internet Explorer is closed source, and developers cannot audit the code themselves to check for 'features' Microsoft have put in so they can gain users personal information. The 'WMF Exploit' was one of these 'features' that Microsoft put in to allow someone to execute code remotely on a victims PC."
"People who use Internet Explorer are most commonly people who don't know better"
"While all security issues found with FireFox have been fixed by any member or developer of the open-source community, Internet Explorer users must wait for a vulnerability to be classed as 'Critical' before Microsoft will actually do anything about it."
"Internet Explorer is bad because it uses a lot of proprietary HTML tags that only work in Internet Explorer in an attempt to make sites developed for Internet Explorer, not work with any other browser."
"Damn Internet Explorer and it's damned WMF exploit!"
"Internet Explorer is closed source, and developers cannot audit the code themselves to check for 'features' Microsoft have put in so they can gain users personal information. The 'WMF Exploit' was one of these 'features' that Microsoft put in to allow someone to execute code remotely on a victims PC."
"People who use Internet Explorer are most commonly people who don't know better"
"While all security issues found with FireFox have been fixed by any member or developer of the open-source community, Internet Explorer users must wait for a vulnerability to be classed as 'Critical' before Microsoft will actually do anything about it."
by An experienced developer September 4, 2008
Get the Internet Explorer mug.The Midnight Express is a descriptive term to describe the act of taking a late night bowel movement that is coupled with a raunchy smelling odor that slowly seeps outwards from the bathroom and typically results in waking up all occupants of a household.
The Midnight Express though rare, typically originates from a steady diet of junk food, taco bell, and other bowel stimulating foods. Such foods by themselves are relatively harmless however under special circumstances these foods will cascade together in an order that creates a harden plug with a toxic gaseous liquid behind it.
Once such circumstances exist, typically the “Train Driver” -the person who performs the midnight express- will experience “whistle blowing” –also called flatulence- ranging from one to three days until the plug reaches the end of its journey, which in the case of the midnight express will be between the hours of 11pm to 3am. This critical point is also referred to as the “train leaving the station” or the “All Aboard Call”.
Sometimes this All aboard Call is mistaken by the Train Driver as just another Whistle Blow which to there surprise results in either a mad dash to the bathroom or squashing allover themselves rather than the nice casual stroll. This loud trotting sound only adds effect to the Midnight Express imagery and the wet Whistle Blow is the tail-tail sign that the Midnight express is about to roll thru.
The Midnight Express though rare, typically originates from a steady diet of junk food, taco bell, and other bowel stimulating foods. Such foods by themselves are relatively harmless however under special circumstances these foods will cascade together in an order that creates a harden plug with a toxic gaseous liquid behind it.
Once such circumstances exist, typically the “Train Driver” -the person who performs the midnight express- will experience “whistle blowing” –also called flatulence- ranging from one to three days until the plug reaches the end of its journey, which in the case of the midnight express will be between the hours of 11pm to 3am. This critical point is also referred to as the “train leaving the station” or the “All Aboard Call”.
Sometimes this All aboard Call is mistaken by the Train Driver as just another Whistle Blow which to there surprise results in either a mad dash to the bathroom or squashing allover themselves rather than the nice casual stroll. This loud trotting sound only adds effect to the Midnight Express imagery and the wet Whistle Blow is the tail-tail sign that the Midnight express is about to roll thru.
I was peacefully dreaming until my roommate took a midnight express which woke me up and left me gasping for air.
After I took a midnight express it took 5 days to get the smell out of the house.
After I took a midnight express it took 5 days to get the smell out of the house.
by Fleet_Admiral September 7, 2008
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2. Also known as the reason many fail math.
2. Also known as the reason many fail math.
1. 55^12839758974609
2. Student 1: Dude, did you take that math test?
Student 2: yeah, but I totally failed because it had exponents.
2. Student 1: Dude, did you take that math test?
Student 2: yeah, but I totally failed because it had exponents.
by teaistasty October 22, 2011
Get the exponent mug.* hey I used internet Explorer to get Firefox!
* but it crashed OVER 9000 times before it worked!
* i only got 256 viruses from it though!
* but it crashed OVER 9000 times before it worked!
* i only got 256 viruses from it though!
by Drake9990 March 20, 2010
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