elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN

HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth

by asiabby November 30, 2010

The Elephant

While giving someone the Arabian Goggles (placing one's scrotum over an unconscious victim’s eyes), place one's penis over the recipients nose; mimicking the image of an elephant. If an erection occurs, you have inadvertently produced The Pinocchio.

I was giving Ted the Arabian Goggles when I put my weiner over his nose to make him look like an elephant. We now call him The Elephant.

by Casius Clay April 23, 2009

elephant dance

When a goup of men form a circle placing one thumb in the butthole of the person in front of them and another in their mouth. If the chain breaks then the one who breaks the chain must switch tumbs, putting the shit covered one in their mouth.

Man last night I kept on breaking the chain during the elephant dance.

by 42 to what bitch August 3, 2006

elephantitis

A chronic, often extreme enlargement and hardening of hte cutaneous and subcutaneous tissue, esp. of the legs and the scrotum, resulting from lymphatic obstruction, and usually caused by a nematode worm, Wuchareria bancrofti.

Why's that guy have a wheel barrel?...oh... OH!
How the hell do you get your pants on?!
Just make sure you duck when he blows his wad!

by Maximus Testiculus April 4, 2004

elephant head

An uncircumcised penis. The head of the penis resembles the trunk of an elephant.

A briss is a good way of removing an elephant head.

by the cam September 21, 2005

dirty elephant

Fucking a fat chick after she spent a hour push mowing her yard.

Johnny got drunk last weekend and got a taste from his next door neighbor of what a dirty elephant is all about.

by bbangcock17 December 29, 2008

white-eared elephant

Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.

In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.

by hunter September 1, 2008