Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

elephant paw

noun: last resort description for a woman's crotch area when "camel toe" or "moose knuckle" won't do.

"Camel toe, moose knuckle? That bitch's got a fuckin elephant paw. I bet her pussy's so big that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you won't fall in!"

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012

elephant debauch

Old men with big dicks having an '' orgy''

Dude that was a hella rad elephant debauch

by you are one ugo harry seeward May 31, 2014

elephant slam

Heavy footsteps. Someone who walks with the intention of making noise. A jazzy dance move.

Person 1: "is that a stampede?"
Person 2: "no, it's just scott doing the elephant slam."

by Koalaaahh September 16, 2017

Elephant ass hole

Jayden Pankratz

Jayden Pankratz eats taint out of elephant ass holes daily.

by Clit hair October 24, 2017

elephantine

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.

"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"

by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018