Double hard

The very rare act when a man can retain natural tumescence and visit back to back knocking shops.

Well my mate Emile got a double hard. Back to back hookers. One even washed her twat out in a washing up bowl. He had a great time but it cost him hundred and sixty euros and a week of tests at the GUM clinic

by twatterted March 9, 2011

Double Feeler

When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.

Dude lets get together later tonight and do a double feeler.

by Andrew Tawsas June 18, 2009

double-slit-experiment

1) Threesome involving two women and one man.

2) Experiment identifying the wave properties of particles.

"hey ladies, fancy coming over to mine and performing the double-slit-experiment?"

by Shaun1001 November 14, 2012

double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013

double-spocking

Doing the Vulcan salute with both hands and then fingering four women at once.

"Should we invite Zach to the party tonight?"
"No, he's busy double-spocking his four moms tonight."

by SlipperySeaSnake69 June 15, 2014

double bind

A double bind is a no-win scenario where you are either forced (or feel pressured) to do something you can't do on demand, or in a another situation, are penalized for what you do.

I'm in a double bind here: if I can't fall asleep now, then I'll be too tired to wake up tomorrow morning, and if I don't wake up, I'll be late for work and they'll fire me. And if I take sleeping pills, I for sure won't be able to wake up... I wish I could just fall asleep when I want to and get up when I want to! What a double-bind!

by Birch2 August 4, 2014

Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014