Aqua Dookie

The act of squatting ceremoniously in a large body of water - preferrably near an overpopulated beach - and proceeding to drop a deuce. Or in laymans terms...take a shit.

"Did you just see my aqua dookie?? It just nailed that little kid!"

by JacqueChambe December 27, 2007

dookie snap

1.) When getting saucy with a female, place one finger inside of the vaginal oriface, as well as one finger inside the rectum, and try and snap your fingers between the two orifaces.
2.) the snaps of dookie.
3.) snapping the skin between the vagina and anus..or at least attempting to.

dude, you know that trashy bitch i met at benchwarmers?
well i gave her a dookie snap last night! shit was so wild!

by radattack October 16, 2009

Cannonball dookie

while in the act of performing a cannonball into a body of water, the person simultaneously performs a dookie (mid-air defecation) aka...taking a shit while doing a cannonball

john performed a perfect cannonball dookie into lucky peak.

by tiggermack September 14, 2011

Doorknob

What do you do with a door knob,,
you turn it,, with a woman who is a door knob
everyone gets a turn...door knob are for the gang....

Ayee this girl hailee is a Doorknob she messed with isaac and this dude named eli

by 3 niggas wit guns + others December 24, 2019

dookie booties

The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.

Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.

by naldo reinstein January 29, 2014

scuba dookie

When scuba diving, you poop your wet suit. This creates a scuba dookie.

Do you ever scuba dookie? man, i'll tell ya. its a bitch to clean up.

by Dylan furst February 4, 2007

dookie slap

when walking down a street in a large city i.e., seoul, new york, hong kong, singapore etc. and a warm stench of sewage hits you momentarily.

when it hits you, you simply say..."DOOKIE SLAP." you can also substitute any smell for dookie. EX: fish slap, chunks slap (vomit), diesel slap, etc.

by sonny "O D B" ratcliffe April 25, 2007