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Funk Doctor

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of keeping it funky.

A suitable nickname for a person that has mastered the craft of intelligent ignorance.

Can be used interchangeable with Funk Master.
He is not just funky; he is the funk doctor.
by PH.unk D.octor July 6, 2008
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Doctor Shopper

The act of shopping for Doctors who give you what you want.

The act of obtaining many sort after prescriptions from Doctors. See Nicole Richie Diet.

To go from Clinic to Clinic trying to find selected Doctors who will prescribe you what you want. See Doctor Shopping.
"Renee is a real Doctor Shopper!" "I heard she saw 24 Doctors in one week!"

Nicole had been doctor shopping all week, and finally found one doctor that would prescribe her Duromine.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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doctor garland

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.
u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!
by Who? October 4, 2004
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doctor livingstone

A long-missing explorer and missionary, David Livingstone, who was found in Africa by British-born explorer Henry Stanley in 1871.

Also online name of blogger of undiscovered treasures - www.doctorlivingstone.info
"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"
by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005
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Doctor Dope

A doctor who will give a prescription (or sometimes free samples) for any drug that a patient asks for.
I went to Doctor Dope and got a bunch of diet pills, pain pills and sleeping pills.
by wichita June 28, 2008
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Doctorjonn

an extremely nasty and obscene pic or link
Generally snuck into the conversation surprising the recipient causing extreme disgust and at times even leading to nausea

also known as docjonn
Oh snippity that nicca just Doctorjonn 'd my ass with a pick of a dude sticking a gopher down his dick hole
by vulgar½ August 2, 2008
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perve doctor

a doctor that just plays with your balls for 5 minutes to tell you something stupid like
"you have an expanded bladder"
or
"you need to stop peeing when you get really excited"
Yo mang, i just hit up the perve doctor because i have a bladder infection, and he just rubbed my balls for 15 minutes then told me to take these pills.
by AreJayMurray November 26, 2006
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