Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

Dive trailer

A low budget, broke down, scummy trailer right wing voter fraud conspiracy peddlers claim to live on their voter registration forms in order to commit voter fraud

Normal person 1: I heard Mark Meadows put a dive trailer address on his voter registration so he could vote in North Carolina.

Normal person 2: If it turns out to be true, he should have to live there.

Normal person 1: Right? Maybe he hopes to get a pardon…

by The Original Tankboy March 7, 2022

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

detective dive

When you sneak out of a class or any place you are not suppose to leave without permission.

I wanted to go home so i did a detective dive out of math
Or
We were just walking past the fire escape when me and Chewit did a detective dive out of schoool

by rentboi May 25, 2005

dive-bombing

Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.

For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror.

by A Random European Gamer April 9, 2021

Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

moof diving

The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.

Danny went moof diving last night, eh?

by nspa4568 January 20, 2009