anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Sling a Ding

To grab someones meaty dick and move your gripping hand in an up and down motion until your hand cramps up.

Yo! Did you just steal my Jaro? Go Sling a Ding man!

by Not HW June 12, 2018

anvil ding

A noise that very frequently pisses off lolitsalex, and is a result of a scum bag spamming an anvil on a claim that they do not have perms on.

FREAKING IDIOT ! ANVIL DING GETTING BANNED KID

by bareweed June 5, 2017

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

Dinge Hole

A place that is usually not highly recommended by the masses

Has broken windows and the beers on tap are flat and warm

“Do you want to go to the Valley?”
“No that place is a dinge hole”

by VinnieHaz February 25, 2023

Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

dolland

by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018