Dilly Dick

Any unusually shaped dick with a large amount of bumps and nubs on it usually due to genetic deformities or other disease.
Can be very large and long with an abnormally large head, but usually short, thick and bumpy.
The guys at the gym laugh at my Dilly Dick that's loaded with bumps, but that's fine because I'm banging all their girlfriends regularly and women love my pickle shaped dick.
by Ridge man February 16, 2018
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pick a dilly

Pick-a-dilly is not only a London Underground train line, it is also a very important choice to be made in every man’s life
Hey man! Pick a dilly already!

Jamet, you need to pick a dilly.
by Lemonadia April 21, 2018
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Dillys Law

If you are unable to joke about being a paedophile, you are one.
He won't joke about being a paedo, therefore under Dillys Law...he's a paedo
by Jamesrjbh May 20, 2019
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Van Dilly

An inquiry, or an alert to someone about a subject at hand or a previously scheduled activity between two individuals is starting.
**Elon Musk tweets that Twitter is implementing rate limits.**

Response:
Elon. Van Dilly.

OR

**The game Bob wanted to watch with his dad is starting. His dad texts him.**

Text from dad:

Bob. Van Dilly.
by RobTheConqueror July 06, 2023
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Dilly Daily

"Don't dilly dally on your dilly dailies!"

Dilly Daily
by Angelight333 November 30, 2022
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harley dilly

Harley dilly was a youtuber that had abusive relations with his mother eventually leerling him to be kicked out of his mothers, it was a cold winter that night so he had to seek shelter, he did dus bry trying to break in to a abandoned building, he tried to climb in using the chimney but sadly while trying to do that he died of asphyxiation he also had a youtube channel where you can you his face sometimes and also in some of his videos you could hear his mother screaming in the background (do not make jokes about this since this is a real person)
Person 1: Harley dilly died dude...

Person 2: that sucks.....
by Mmmslayer January 04, 2023
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Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.
Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)
by help4u April 14, 2023
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