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Dream on Dennis Quaid

The alternative to the overused "ohp nevermind" which has more class and wit. Used when someone says something that the speaker wishes to reject or shoot down.
Person A: "Did you just see that badass backflip I just pulled off? It was amazing!."

Person B: "Dream on Dennis Quaid"
by Mr. Councilman April 25, 2011
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Who the Fuck is Dennis?

Did the worms send you?
So, I have one question to ask you. A very important question. A question which must never be asked under normal circumstances, but I feel I must:

WHO THE FUCK IS DENNIS?
by Brother_Andre November 29, 2020
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Denny's Grand Slam

A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.

2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!

3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.

4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.

5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.

6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
by Grundleheimer Schmidt February 23, 2011
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the denny's grand slam

mixture of boston pancake and the strawberry shortcake. when you defecate on partner's chest, pat down with buttox, ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. must be done in early morning.
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by gonzo and bino July 17, 2009
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One Eyed Dennis

The act of inserting a joint with a bot on the end of it rather than using the usual cigarette, which is followed by inhaling this most blinding gas.
Oh yeah come on, were about to brew a one eyed dennis
by MS58894 June 22, 2011
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Dennis the Anal Menace

"Dennis the Anal Menace" is a term given to those who, scratch, then sniff.
Look It's dennis the anal menace.
by Jamess zhu September 10, 2012
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Denny's parking lot fight

Meaning a un-classy style of fighting, usually by people that are loud, boisterous and without much dignity.
I didn't like the way she looked at my man, so I told her let's go, I am going to Denny's parking lot fight ya!
by DNAGuy August 21, 2020
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