Deez nuts

Gobble gobble gobble gag gag gag slurp slurp slurp

Hey there’s deez nuts let me suck um

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Deez Nuts

Something your move loves salivating over

She took a big slurp of Deez Nuts

by Flag fanatic January 17, 2022

candice deez nuts

An unfunny comment

Johnny: You know candice?
Bill: Who’s candice?
Johnny: Candice deez nuts fit in your mouth
Bill: Shut the fuck up your not funny

by fuckuou November 14, 2022

Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

Deez nuts

A common joke used amongst the gen-z community

“Hey bro have u met the new kid dee?”

“Dee?”

“Deez nuts!”

by Hadsmoore06 September 10, 2023

Deez nuts

the tensticels in a funny way

Guy1:deez nuts
Guy2: kill you're self

by Arbobarbro April 5, 2023