Dirty Crews

To have your girlfriend slip "accidentally" a finger in your butthole

Bro, she was giving me road dome and then, out of nowhere, she dirty crewsed me.

by ;)ughhhhhhhhmmmmmhhhnnnnnn June 6, 2021

Saltwater Crocs

When one wears crocs and socks together, always in 4-wheel drive mode.

Jeez, socks and crocs? Rocking the Saltwater crocs are we?

by Thatotherretailsalesguy July 10, 2021

red crocs

the superior color of croc

Red crocs are cool.

by bageldestroyer July 29, 2023

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

dropping your croissant

a stereotypical reaction when getting jump scared.

friend: *jump scares*
me: "aaAAAHH staaahp I could've dropped my cRoISsAnT!1!!" (*dropping your croissant*)

by black_guy_with_a_croissant January 15, 2019

Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*

by IndianWarlord2 May 5, 2019

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020