crisis management

Management by crisis is a phrase used to describe the common problem of allowing unexpected events, interruptions, problems, or emergencies to dictate your priorities and actions.

Successfully diffusing a crisis requires an understanding of how to handle a crisis – before it occurs.

To eliminate the worst practice of management by crisis you need to take two important steps. First, you must distinguish between a real crisis, which is something important that requires your immediate attention, and other lesser problems, events, or interruptions that do not qualify as a true crisis. Hence the word Crisis Management.

by Slim Jim Whitman January 23, 2008

Crisstopized

crisstopized or crisstopization comes from the name Darren Criss
it's a fan made word (made by me)

it actually means that you are totally inlove with Darren Criss

see also colfernized for the Chris Colfer version

person 1: hey do you know that Darren dude uuhm Darren Criss
person 2: DO I KNOW HIM!!!? OFCOURS I DO.

I FREAKING LOVE HIM
person 1: wow you are def Crisstopized

by SnowyP7 March 29, 2011

midlie crisis

Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.

I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...

by Jungok January 25, 2010

merry crisis

A word to describe on how terrible a year was durring christmas

Person 1: merry crisis!
Person 2: whuh

by Toadwithafedora December 25, 2020

Extential crisis

Something you have when you fail at something easy and dumb

Mom:"What happened to the food"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"How please tell me why"
Me:"What's the point of living"
Mom:"oh no extential crisis call the cops"

by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

mid level crisis

When you reach a point in playing an MMO where you feel you can't level up and have no purpose of playing, yet you play anyway.

First Guy: "Man, I have no idea what I'm gonna do now that i finished the story line of this game.

Second Guys: "Hey wait, looks like there's gonna be a new content update"

First Guy: "Finally, goodbye mid level crisis"

by darcwizrd December 2, 2010

Crissa

A Crissa is very good at sports. She’s the type to thrive at basketball and shoot hoops. At times she can impress others looking over, but she really doesn’t have to try. Above her talent in basketball she’s a very heartwarming and beautiful person. With her passion of playing basketball there’s also a passion to help others. If you ever meet a Crissa she’ll be loyal to you but she’ll still set her priorities straight.

John: Crissa’a pretty good at basketball!
Garland: Crissa can shoot hoops and her forms good!

by deleusm May 21, 2020