cousin fucker

1.)Bill Clinton
2.)an Arkansas inbred

I'm so glad Bubba the cousin fucker is no longer in office

by hugh mon December 6, 2003

Cousin Rose

Cousin Rose is a blazin cousin who looks like a porn star.

Oh shit son, Cousin Rose looks like a porn star.

Adam, you didn't tell me your cousin looks like Sky Lopez.

by paeta March 11, 2004

Clam Cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they are Clam Cousins. It is the same concept as two men becoming Weiner Cousins or Eskimo Brothers after sleeping with the same woman/women. Except, unlike men, who become closer than brothers after discovering their bond, women who are Clam Cousins must become sworn enemies.

"Did you hear that Angelina found out that her boyfriend used to sleep with her friend Jennifer back in the day?"

"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"

by realschmiel82 November 18, 2009

Cousins with benefits

“You and Justin Bieber are cousins with benefits”

“You and Justin Bieber aren’t friends with benefits you are cousins with benefits

by Hellobros May 19, 2020

Kissing Cousins

Kissing Cousins are those related by marriage as opposed to by blood

my brother in law cousins would be my kissing cousins

by ragamullin July 15, 2020

second cousin

Grandparent's sibling's grandchild.

My second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Cousin Larry

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017