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Count duku

a key conspirator in one of those lame new star wars movies. OR: yet another word for a mad huge dump.
dude 1: DUDE i gotta go drop a mad count duku!! prepare your escape pod now!!
dudde2: dude thats totaly gross
five minutes later...
dude 1: I JUST DROPPED A MOST INSIDIOUS COUNT DUKU! THE CLONE WARS HAVE MOST CERTAINLY BEGUN! PROTECT THE HIGH COUNCIL, A MYSTERIOUS STENCH COVERS THE LAND!
dude 2: your'e taking this way too far dude
dude 1: SHUT UP BEFORE I DEPLOY THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE ALL OVER YOUR FACE! besides im obviously cooler than you, i mean, i AM dude 1, your are dude 2.
dude 2: yeah well you have a ridiculous hair cut!
dude 1: if you say that one more time ill tie your penis in a knot!
dude 2: OH YEAH!? well i don't have a penis!
dude 1:...well...i guess you win.
by Michael Langdon February 26, 2005
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counselors

counselours can be overall good people if they give a damn. if they dont they can ruin your life without mercy and make you feel like shit.

school counselors: distgusting pigs who can ruin suicidal children lives without care about their feelings

work counselors: most likely good people they did take lessons on how to treat greiving people. and can probably help you.
school counselors:Wow! Mrs.McDonald ruined Jordans life by telling her parents he was suicidal! WHAT A PIG!

work counselors:Yess! now Jordan has his life together and can live independently.
by whyihatethem October 8, 2009
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count

what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!
by zkpilot April 13, 2011
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count cuntula

Not quite the king or queen of the cunts, but still pretty far up there.
That R.K. Rowling is a regular Count Cuntula.
by Cobra Lambent February 21, 2011
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count

A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
by Andy Spalig March 28, 2019
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count swapula

someone who likes to swap partners and bite
"I'm Count Swapula, I'm here to swap your wife"
by C "Tool" Johnson August 24, 2006
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counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.
Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism
by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005
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