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fuckass comfort

Something that brings you comfort and you have NO IDEA why it does. This can be due to something about said thing, appearance, themes, demeanor, ect.
I1 Temporary bliss state from Everywhere at the End of Time is a fuckass comfort because dementia scares me.
by corvus x3 September 13, 2025
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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.
I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.
by Acerpacer May 8, 2015
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much
I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.
by safetypuppy January 1, 2013
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Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.
Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
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Too Comfortable

When they're cheating on you or using you and need an excuse to break up
I'm breaking up with you because I got too comfortable...
by Doctor Spock February 1, 2025
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reverse comfort

Described as you (or the person) being the one giving the comforting rather than receiving. Often a fanfiction, asmr audio, and romantic trope.
“I enjoy reading reverse comfort because I have a high emotional capacity and am able to understand other’s feelings as if they were personal.”
by ialwayseatup December 10, 2023
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