Cooking

The ability to experience the world through taste.

That bitch better be cooking some soup.

by Gagreflex69 July 18, 2019

Cockling

to gargle with cock.

Freddie: Karina's Breath sure smells great!
Annie: that's Cause she was cockling this morning!

by Freddie_Fresh December 10, 2007

CHOCKING

To CHOCK with laughter. Not to be confused with CHOKING.

Young Boy on MSN - "I fell down today and cut my knee on a small particle of glass"


Friend - "CHOCKING!"

by MaxCarsLad January 31, 2005

Cooking

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

by Mary john Watson September 29, 2017

Cooking

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

cockiness

A word people use to describe in others what they are lacking in themselves; which is an extreme confidence and comfort in any surround. To be cocky.

Person 1: Man that guy has some cockiness about him.
Person 2: Yea but he just walked in and everyone already loves him.

by Sean Rio September 11, 2006

cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!

"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"

by A me li a July 21, 2008