Classic jef

To shock ones peers with an abnormally disgusting comment that comes out of nowhere. Is usually followed by crickets, tumbleweed, or wind blowing through an empty barn.

See also: Conversation Killer

Hell yeah I'd jack off than five year old hermapherdite. Their semen tastes like dirty sea brine. Salty sweet!

by J-Spot January 17, 2004

classicunt

This word is used to describe someone who listens to classical music, but rubs it in your face like a cunt to give you the impression of their snobbishness. I know this because I myself am a listener of classical music, but with today's pop music, I can only blame the listeners of that stuff; not all classical listeners are classicunts.

Zomg, look at Tom over there, listening to Shostakovich and Schumann on his iPod. He really used to like metal, but now thinks he's better than everyone else because he listens to this music; what a douche!

Classicunt: Defined

by a classical listener May 27, 2009

Classic Schmosby

When you tell someone that you love them way too soon.

That guy pulled a classic schmosby

by CardboardOracle March 9, 2020

The Cheasapeake Classic

Performed by those who are uncircumcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped bass, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. This allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.

She looked like she needed a high protein shake so I gave her The Cheasapeake Classic

by mudROCKET September 23, 2009

Discord Nitro Classic

if your poor as fuck and cant afford 5 more dollars for big boy Discord Nitro
It comes with only 1 perk. Emojis.

guy 1: NOOOOOOOOO i cant buy Nitro so i got Discord Nitro Classic
guy 2: swagshit no moneymoney

by LouisGDYTUrban June 1, 2021

Classic Rock

THE BEST FUCKING MUSICAL GENRE EVER!!!!

"Don't EVER think that Metallica, Quiet Riot, etc. can be described as classic rock. THAT'S OLD-SCHOOL METAL, YOU ASSHOLES!"

by rock n roll retro July 27, 2009

Classic Rock

Classic Rock...
Everything that is pure and holy in music
Vocals that has a meaning

Guitar solos that adds a purpose to the song
Out of this world drum's that gives a sense to the song
Groovy bass groves that gives a song a personality.
Every Classic Rock song has a meaning to it, it's own soul, even life.
Really the ONLY music that will still be around when im walking the stairway to heaven.

Classic Rock. Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Beatles, ELP, ELO, Buffalo Springfield, CSN&Y, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Jefferson Airplane. And so many more

by Thecaddilacman November 28, 2009