classic 500

When you're sitting at a red light trying to turn left to opposing traffic,and soon as light turns green you take it beating oncoming traffic!

Hurry up and pull a classic 500, I gotta go!

by El Rocko October 11, 2018

Paul classic

A football throw that somehow always gets thrown away from people in Moss

“I swear to god, STOP ! DOING !! PAUL !!! CLASSICS !!!!!!!”
“NO, NO Paul classics”

by anonymous January 5, 2023

Cult classic

A movie term for a franchise that becomes insanely popular among a relatively small group of people.

Had its showrunners not introduced the concept of Regeneration, Doctor Who would have died out in the '60s as a mere cult classic.

by Inlovewithabsol May 24, 2023

TF2 Classic

A standalone mod of Team Fortress 2 that removes all the hats, taunts, and non-stock weapons. It adds a tenth class from the original Team Fortress. Mostly popular due to people trying to avoid the bot crisis affecting the main game.

Person 1: Oh hey you're playing TF2.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Where're all the hats?
Person 2: Oh I'm playing TF2 Classic

by An anonymous editor. July 20, 2021

Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

Classical Excretion

The act of listening to classical music whilst pooping.

I love to practice classical excretion with my friends and family.

by s0upyx September 19, 2023

Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019