Clam Candle

Your penis.

Man she really wanted my clam candle.

by perpetualpunk June 26, 2009

cloth clam

Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.

Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!

by moanerman January 17, 2007

Jam out with your clam out.

Females have long been devoid of an expression that is on par with the male expression "Rock out with your cock out"

This is the female equivalent of the male phrase "Rock out out with your cock out"

During the Rock Band competition, Mary encouraged Jane to "Jam out with your clam out."

by Savvy BC August 6, 2009

Claiming palin

The act of claiming victimhood after contributing to a problem and being called out for your participation.

He disrupted the class and wasted our time and now is claiming palin and expecting sympathy and support from us.

by RustyCannon January 13, 2011

clam jam

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block

Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.

by Billheimer December 18, 2008

Hot Clam Basket

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.

I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".

by Kum-Twat August 28, 2011

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003