buffer girl

A buffer girl refers to a woman who you have sex with only because you need to lose your virginity and gain sexual experience for later female encounters.

Bob: Golly, I really wanna fuck Sally George, but I'm a virgin, and don't want to make a total wet rag outta myself while penetrating her.
George: Geepers bob, you should go with that buffer girl Susan, so that next time Sally asks you to put your penis in her vagina, you'll be ready.

by Dickly Bob August 24, 2006

KFC Buffet

Obviously, a KFC Buffet. It contains all the stuff off the menu. Except for the popcorn chicken bowl or w/e the hell it's called and the macaroni. You have to get your own ass up and get it.

True Facts: There is one located in Flagstaff, Arizona. There should be a KFC Buffet located in Phoenix. Black people be getting the shit out of it.

by M@t and Mia November 2, 2009

Buffer Friend

A friend that in order to hang out with, you need another, closer friend to be there.

Michelle is a buffer friend. I need Andrea there before I will hang out with her.

by Yaid February 4, 2012

Biffed it

To completely wreck a plan or goal

When you tell your girlfriend you'll pick her up for a romantic dinner and desert ( ;) )and completely forget her.
" ya biffed it bud!"

by Simple.life January 3, 2015

Back in the Day Buffet

A catching up experience with some old friends. Often a more ridiculous or outlandish get together as you all rage like you once remember doing.

I caught up with Celia, Ruebens and Alex at Lincoln and Beldin and fucking shit yo, it was a back in the day buffet.

by Voltaire Sterling June 5, 2008

Biffed

When someone hits something really hard, sometimes used in cricket matches when a batsman proper smashes the ball. I think it originates from the old batman show when they had fights with the bad guys. Sometimes words came up in bubble writing when someone got hit, an one of the words the used was biff.

Joe proper biffed a six before

by Tom Tench May 16, 2008

Gay buffer

When two straight bro's are forced to sleep in the same bed on an overnight stay at a hotel; extra pillows are placed between them creating a gay buffer.

Joe: Hey Jon, there's only one bed.

Jon: No problem bro, I'll call the front desk for some gay buffers.

Joe: Sweet! Good thinking. Now let's go creep for some strange, I'm itchy!

by Keeley on the Rotisserie February 28, 2014