breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends

You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club

by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018

Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

by Cherryish October 17, 2017

Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Breakfast Fortnite Killer

It originated from the Netflix Original, "Woah, Watch Out." It kind of grew and grew, and then it got bigger, the director got sacked, and 4 kids got mo-. So, he ain't on the scene anymore, a bit akward! *Backflips*

This here is a Breakfast Fortnite Killer

by WhutJuYuoMeen564!? July 27, 2023

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

by scubasteven November 23, 2009