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stanky brew

When you brew some coffee. Then take a large dump in whitey tighties and then pour the coffee over the whitey tighties with the shit still in it, and use it a strainer. The result is a half and half brew of stanky shit brew, and coffee. This is a stanky brew. This is well known for being consumed within the lower 22 states of the U.S. Typically the stanky brew adds more of a jolt to the persons energy level.
Yo, I had some stanky brew this morning that my buddy made and it was amazing. I feel like a million stanky brews!!
by xtremenik February 26, 2018
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brew tuber

Someone who believes that they know so much about brewing, or are so completely self involved, that they think that the whole world needs to know about what they are doing. So they create a you tube channel dedicated to it.
Sometimes this narcissitic wank fest can include:
BEER TASTING REVIEWS: Watching someone drink a beer, comment on its aroma, body, colour & taste. When the experience is COMPLETELY subjective.
Just because you can taste peaches and fresh mowed grass, doesn't mean that other people care!
HOW TO VIDEOS:
These can include how to make your own brew house (badly) How to make beer (badly) How to look after your beer (badly) How to dress like a brewer (badly) and hipster related rubbish.
RAMBLING:
Listening to some gob-shite waffle on about their kids, or how they popped round to trevors the other day.
CIRCLE JERKING:
This is where they thank other brewtubers for mentioning their name or something they did on youtube, to get subscribers to 'like' each other.
PREMATURE BREWTUBER:
People who have no effing idea what they are doing. So new to brewing, but so keen to be on the internet so everyone can see them. They set up their youtube channel before they have even made anything. So you can experience the whole process alongside them. Usually these guys stick around for 6 episodes before they realise how shit they actually are, and/or that no-one actually cares.
"Dave? Put down the bloody smart phone! I'm here for brew day, I'm not a bloody brew tuber"

"See that video from Alan yesterday?" , "didn't realise he was a brew tuber"

15mins of my life I'll never get back, bloody brew tuber
by Relevant Opinion August 25, 2014
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Is the Milk Brewing

A phrase to ask someone who is breastfeeding
by snechta December 5, 2024
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Southern Brew

Filling a tea bag with Southern Copenhagen, and brewing it, followed by a massive chug.
When liberals meet Southern hicks, you get the Southern Brew.
by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016
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Goo brew

Ejaclation resting in a girls vagina for an extended period of time
Yo my girl was trying to goo brew her, but I wasn't about to have a baby
by MACK_DADDY69 April 17, 2018
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brew

A code word for describing a sexual encounter you have had
'i had an amazing brew last night'
by jelllllllllly November 10, 2014
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Brew

To not soak a tea bag in hot water and bounce it around in class but to strain some delicious tea or coffee at home in a professional coffee maker.
"I have to brew my tea"

"Mr. D it's not brewing"

"Yes it is, it says it right here"....

hands student box

......"I will fight you on this."
by .....softballgirl....... February 17, 2015
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