Bread Ignoration

The act of avoiding free restaurant bread when the diners are on a diet.

Jay: Is the bread any good here?
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..

Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.

by Jayke Rhine May 21, 2012

Bread and eggs

To describe a meal to an angry male who is hungry at the work cafeteria/lunch room

"Whats for lunch Damien"
"BREAD AND EGGS AHH"

by CHIPSANDSAUCE June 27, 2023

breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 26, 2019

Breaded Genius

something or someone embodying exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality, typically to a degree that is associated with the achievement of unprecedented insight.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.

"Man those guys are some real geniuses."

"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."

"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."

by dmayes123 June 4, 2011

The Bread Council

A council of six officials that help make decisions for the world. They are highly looked up to by {breadist} people

The Bread Council hopes you all die.

by motherhotbread June 20, 2015

Grateful Bread

Could be the sickest band name ever imagined

Did u see the Grateful Bread ripping last night? Like, skull f*ck me u hippies, that was stupid groooovy

by AIDS_Bread May 2, 2022