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dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.
Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.
by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025
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blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
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Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
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blueberry

A derogatory term for community support officers in the UK.

The word blueberry makes reference to the brighter blue uniforms that a PCSO would wear compared to constables.
Don't talk to that blueberry, he doesn't have the power to do anything
by tanck0 October 7, 2022
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Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.
When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.
by Riley_17 January 20, 2015
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Blueberry rough neck

When a sexual partner chooses to leave the male with a case of the blue balls. The male who experiences the blue balls will sneak up to zthe partner and rub his hurt testicles on the partners neck until chaffing occurs. Then the blue balls receiver will physically squeeze his testicles till they explode on the neck of the partner Coating the partner with semen and chaff giving it the blueberrry (blue balls) rough neck.
Hey honey better finish up, or I will give you a case of the blueberry rough neck
by Lickamybumskieeee February 9, 2015
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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